Fortunate Cookies
Roger Crooks
My wife and I often eat at Vu’s Sushi Bar. Vu’s has an amazing selection and you always leave feeling satisfied. Our teacher salaries don’t leave a lot extra but we manage to splurge about once a week at Vu’s. Our little ritual at the end of each meal is to take the fortune cookie that is placed closest to us and we take turns reading our fortunes. We usually end up giggling together and on occasion we feel like some major insight or wisdom was shared with us. Regardless of silly or serious fortunes, we love reading them almost as much as eating the sushi.
It was a particularly chilly evening when we concluded another fantastic meal and Vu himself brought our bill to the table along with the standard fortune cookies. He placed them down as usual and returned to his work.
My wife, Savannah, opened her fortune cookie first and read, “An upcoming opportunity for vacation should not be passed.” Savannah smiled and stated, “Well Mr. Miller, it appears we must get ready to take a trip.”
I laughed; she is always so cute when she gives that humorous smile. “Okay, my turn”, I stated to her as I opened the cellophane wrapped cookie. As I snapped the cookie, the paper inside looked very different than usual, almost like some ancient parchment. I nervously chuckled and read the writing to myself.
“Well, what does it say?” Savannah asked with a wide smile.
I answered, “Well it says, “Tonight only you can wish for the impossible and it will come true””. We shared some laughs, paid the bill, and headed home.
I had almost forgot about the fortune cookie when Savannah questioned, “Hey Micah, why don’t you wish for some snow so we can get snowed in and watch movies tonight?”
I replied in a mocking, jovial tone, “Sure thing, O’ fortune cookie gods I implore thee to grant my wish, let it snow all night!” Savannah and I laughed but even before we stopped laughing, the snow started falling. There was an eerie silence until I turned on the windshield wipers not that they were particularly useful as the powdery snow floated through the air, not heavy or wet enough to land on the moving car. “Wow, what a wild coincidence,” I stated as I became a little more serious.
“Incredible, now wish that I was a few dress sizes smaller,” Savannah teasingly requested.
I laughed and stated instead, “I wish a James Taylor song is playing on the radio.” Savannah hurried to turn on the radio and it was instead a Natalie Merchant song. “Luck’s over,” I stated.
Savannah fiddled with the radio dial and within seconds she found another station playing James Taylor. “Wicked cool,” she giggled.
I then sarcastically replied, “Wicked, cool coincidence is more like it.”
As we pulled into the driveway of our home, I got out of the car and started walking through the snowy air. I mumbled to myself, “I wish I had a suitable diamond ring that would make Savannah the envy of her friends. I wish it to be under her pillow.” We went in the house and as Savannah went to put away our take home box of leftover, I went to the bedroom to once and for all put this ridiculous fortune cookie hoax to rest. The bed was still perfectly made as Savannah always kept it. I walked to her side of the bed and gently pulled back her pillow. I was already convinced that there would be nothing but the snow and James Taylor wishes came true so why not at least look under her pillow? Much to my surprise there was a beautifully wrapped jewelry box. I opened it and a gorgeous diamond ring that must have cost a year’s worth of my salary was nestled inside. I tried to disengage my rational mind from the probability of getting wishes. I then decided that even though I didn’t understand the magic of what was happening, I was just going to go for it and enjoy the night.
“Savannah, I have something for you,” I stated as I got down on my knee, and opened the box for her. I had gotten on my knee “old fashion” style when I originally proposed to her. Once again I felt a little nervous, not knowing why.
“Micah…how?” she questioned as tears came down her flushed cheeks. The ring fit her perfectly and glistened on her perfect hands. I felt so good knowing she could rid herself from that humble ring I originally bought her. She had never complained about that first ring but I knew it was small and she deserved better.
Savannah wrapped her arms around me in a tight, loving embrace. Not one to let a precious moment slip away I continued, “I have something else for you in the closet, go look.” As she went to open the closet I once again made a wish. I wished for sexy lingerie that we could both enjoy, gift wrapped in a fine box.
Savannah opened the package and was stunned with the beauty and craftsmanship of the sexiest lingerie I had ever seen. The fabric was so perfectly smooth with elaborate decorations, fitting her every curve to perfection. We enjoyed an evening of passion like we had never enjoyed before.
Later that night as I was falling asleep with her in my arms I thought about what wish I could make that could really bring us the most happiness. As I dozed off I recall saying, “I wish I hadn’t went into teaching but had went for a higher paying career where we could have all the money we need and more.”
The next morning I awoke in a different house, in a different city. I was so disoriented that I about fainted. Savannah was gone. I looked on my night table and spotted a bank summary, my bank summary. I was filthy rich. The direct deposit information was listed from my employer, I worked for Google!
In the days following I tracked down where Savannah was in this new future. Unfortunately my wish for a big money job erased much of my past. Because I never went to Appalachian State University to get a teaching degree, Savannah and I had never met in college. I was grief stricken when I learned that Savannah had died in a weather related automobile accident years earlier on a trip back home from App State. I remembered back to when she was going to originally make that trip, I had asked her to stay and to marry me. She had stayed with me then but in this new past, she braved the icy roads alone and perished. My greed caused me to lose my best friend and lover.
I eat at Vu’s several times a week now and have ever since I moved back into town. I hope and pray that someday I’ll come across another fantastic fortune cookie so I can wish my life back to what it was, so I can have my precious Savannah back. Once I even bought an entire case of fortune cookies from Vu. I took them home and cracked open every single one, yet nothing but generic fortunes on plain fortune cookie paper. Today I’m here eating Savannah’s favorite sushi plate and thinking about her.
In a world of imperfection Savannah was the closest thing to perfect that I had ever met. Vu brings me my bill and my lone fortune. I have an aching pain as I see the single fortune cookie, knowing there should be two cookies for me and my lovely wife. I fight away tears as I think of my greed, my desire for money. I open my fortune and it reads, “Embrace those you love and don’t let them slip away.” I start to weep, pay my bill, and drive to my lonely and quiet home.